Thought I’d share some “wisdom” from getting tattooed while high, in case anyone out there is considering it. Spoiler: it’s not that deep, but here we are.

1. Smoking before the needle:
   Yes, weed can help you relax.
   No, it won’t make the pain go away.
   Yes, you will overthink the font choice mid-session.

2. Edibles vs. smoking:
   Edibles hit different. As in, you might start crying about your 7th grade math teacher mid-outline.
   Stick to a light dose unless your tattoo artist enjoys therapy sessions.

3. Smoking after:
   Totally fine, but don’t forget:
   – No picking or scratching your tattoo
   – No hotboxed bathrooms (moisture = bacteria = bad)
   – Avoid passing out face-first on your fresh back piece

4. Munchies:
   Salt, sugar, and regret are not part of aftercare. Eat clean, stay hydrated, pretend you’re responsible.

5. Final tip:
   Being high during a tattoo doesn’t make you cool. Neither does quoting Nietzsche in cursive on your ribs. But we all make choices.

Hope that helps someone. Or confuses them. Either way: good luck out there.

client wanted “no ragrets”
i told him that’s not how you spell it
he said “i know”
so now we both got one

tattooing is a collab, ok

Lol mate that’s hilariuos Honestly, I respect the vibe. Pizza is defo spirit food. But two tats?? You musta been real gone lmao. At least they sound legendary. Just hope you don’t start cravin pizza every time you look at em