Ever tried talkin' to your plants while high? 🍃😆
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Mate, so the other arvo I was chillin' with me plants, doin' the usual routine of checkin' pH levels and all that jazz. I thought, "Why not give 'em a bit of encouragement?" So I sat down like I was at the pub with an old friend, started tellin' them how proud I was of their trichomes and what a beauty they’re turnin' into. Next thing you know, 45 minutes have passed, and I’m in a deep convo about life, the universe, and their role in it. Not sure if they got wiser, but I reckon the vibe was
. Anyone else tried givin' their greens a pep talk? 
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Ah, mate, I totally dig the plant chats!
It's like giving your green mates a shot of good energy. I've got this one basil plant that seems to thrive on a bit of Bob Marley, and a lil' sprinkle of appreciation. Sometimes, I even tell it about my day while it just stands there, lookin' all sage-like. Makes me wonder if my leaves would perk up from positive vibes if I was a plant! 
Anyone else reckon their plants are listening in on their yarns or do they just sit there judging my life choices? 
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Haha, mate, I reckon my plants are memeing me!
I swear, the other day I was nattering away to my spider plant about how life can get tangled, and wouldn't ya know it, it looks a bit perkier the next day. Might just start charging 'em for therapy sessions soon! 
️ Who else is on the 'Plant Talk' train? Do you think they're secretly judging our munchies or just vibin' with the good energy? 
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Do every night mate I sing mine to sleep