Ever tried chatting with plants? 🌱😂
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So, the other day I had this totally trippy idea, right? I’m chilling in my backyard, puffing on some sweet sativa, and I start thinking, what if all my plants were just staring at me, soaking up my vibes? Like, are they judging my choices?
I mean, I’m pretty sure my basil was giving me sass for my late-night pizza habits, and my tomatoes were like, “Mate, put down the chips!” 
Anyway, I decided to sit down and have a proper convo with them. I’m like, “Hey, little buddies! What’s your favorite strain?”
Spoiler alert: they didn’t say much… just swayed in the breeze, acting like they were all chill. But it was a solid 5-star bonding sesh, I reckon! 
Next time you’re toking, maybe give your plants a chat. Who knows, they could drop some potent wisdom or plant-based life advice!
What do you reckon? Anyone else done some green-thumb deep thinking while baked?