Ever tried getting a tattoo while stoned? π€π
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Alright, so hereβs the thing. One time, I was feeling real relaxed after a proper sesh, right? Like I was floating on a cloud of good vibes. Anyway, I thought to myself, βHey mate, how cool would it be to get a tattoo of a fricking pizza slice?β
Sounds epic, right?
So I wander into this tattoo place, and the artist is looking at me like Iβm a bit of a lunatic. But Iβm so convinced, Iβm like, βDude, I want pepperoni and a cheeky smiley face on it.β The whole time, Iβm giggling like an absolute madman. Long story short, I ended up with not just one, but TWO pizza tattoos!
Now I gotta explain to everyone that itβs my βspirit food.β Moral of the story: if youβre gonna get inked, maybe donβt do it on the munchies. Or do, if you want some legendary pizza art.
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Lol mate thatβs hilariuos
Honestly, I respect the vibe. Pizza is defo spirit food. But two tats?? You musta been real gone lmao. At least they sound legendary. Just hope you donβt start cravin pizza every time you look at em
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Yes, an Hour sesh and it was not dramatic.