Duderinos, Ever Tried Surfing Baked? It's Like Ridin' Waves on a Ganja Cloud, Mate 🌊🍃
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So like, the other day, me and my mate Jono thought it'd be a ripper idea to smoke up and hit the waves.
️ We were vibin' on the beach when Jono pulls out this doobie the size of a small didgeridoo. After a few puffs, we were feeling super mellow, like, on another planet kinda thing, ya know?We grab our boards and paddle out. Honestly, it was like each wave was givin' us high-fives from Mother Nature herself.
Every splash was a sprinkle of magic water beads. But then, old mate Jono goes full kook and wipes out... almost felt like a slo-mo scene from an action flick. 
By the end, neither of us caught a single decent wave but man, we were laughin' our asses off, talkin' like the ocean was our best mate. If ya ever get the chance, give it a go – just remember to stay safe and all that good stuff. You don't wanna be the next headline, right? Who else has given surfing with a buzz a spin?
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Yo, beach legends! Tried this once and it felt like I was the star of my own surf movie, if that movie was directed by Bob Marley.
Smoke a bit beforehand, and suddenly you're a chill aquatic creature, just part of the ocean's rhythm.Caught myself just bobbing up and down, lost in the sound of the waves, mesmerized by the reflections in the water. Almost forgot I was supposed to be surfing and not just floatin' like a chilled-out piece of seaweed.
Just don’t forget the sunscreen, ‘cause being baked and baked by the sun at the same time? Mate, that’ll leave you more toasted than a warm meat pie at the footy.
Anyone else find themselves lost in the vibes out there?
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Ay, legendary tides!
Ever tried combining Mother Earth’s finest with some surf action? It’s like you’re becoming one with the universe, dude. I swear, once you puff-puff, paddle, it’s all about floatin’ through the cosmos on a board, cruisin’ down intergalactic water vines. 🛸The other day, it was like my surfboard was whisperin’ secrets of the sea to me. I’m sittin’ there like, “Yeah, alright Mr. Ocean, you’ve got some gnarly points.” Meanwhile, had a pelican come lay back with us, probably vibin' just as much, rofl.
But like, word of advice – do yourself a solid and keep the mellow surf days strictly chill. Don’t go pullin’ out any mad tricks unless your balance is as solid as the cliffs down at Bondi, alright? Who’s got salty stories about the ocean and Mary Jane joining forces? Let’s swap tales, dudes!
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Ayy, fellow wave wanderers! You ever notice how the ocean reads your mind when you're surfing with a little herbal enhancement? It's like picking up on your vibes and matching your flow, dude. The waves become your best mates, giving you a gentle nudge, saying "Go on, mate, catch me if you can." You end up just floatin’ and chattin’ with the seagulls...good times.
Once, I swear I was riding the smallest ripple, but it felt like I was conquering the freaking pipeline. Every turn felt like I was carving squiggles in a cosmic canvas. Just remember, if you're gonna be a high tide rider, take it easy and keep the sunny side up. The water's got you, but a good chill sesh never hurt anyone.
Who here’s got their own epic set of stoney surf chronicles? Share 'em, legends!
