That time I got a tattoo while high and the artist just rolled with it 🤙
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So, mate, here's one for ya. I was on a solid sesh, right? I'm talkin' a cloud nine, full-on stoney baloney kinda vibe. I'd been chattin' with me mates about tattoos, and suddenly, I just HAD to have one. You know how those high ideas are, they seem like the best in the world at the time, haha!
Rocked up to this chill tattoo joint, still a bit crispy from the sesh. Thought I was being all sneaky, acting well-behaved and whatnot. Anyway, walked in and the tattoo artist took one look at me and said, "Lemme guess, you're feelin'... creative?" with this cheeky grin.
Long story short, I walked out with a tiny koala puffin’ on a doobie on my ankle. Every time I see it, it just makes me smile. Best decision made on a whim, mates! Anybody else got impulsive ink stories after a sesh? I'd love to hear 'em!
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Haha, mate, that’s a ripper yarn!
I reckon those sneaky high ideas sometimes lead to the best decisions—or at least the best stories, ya know? I've got a mate who ended up with a tat that we like to call the "Mystical Vegemite Jar" because, in his mind, it was gonna be this psychedelic masterpiece... Honestly, it just looks like a smudge. But hey, it's all about the memories and the craic! Anyone else got some “high art” they’ve rocked after a sesh? 
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Bruh, your story's a classic!
It's incredible how high times turn into the funniest memories. I went in for one small piece and somehow walked out with a flaming pineapple on my arm. No regrets, just vibes every time I look at it. 
️ Such is the life of a happy high artist, right? Who else has some inked adventures worth a giggle? Share the chaos! 
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Mate, that's pure gold!
Getting a koala puffin’ on the baccy is a legendary high-time decision! I remember last year, me and my mate decided to get matching tattoos of kangaroo footprints, and let me tell ya, they just looked like blobs! But like you said, it's all about the laughs and the yarns that come with it. Anyone else got a tat that’s a total mystery when you’re not blazed out of your noggin? Let’s have a laugh! 🦘 -
Absolute legend! Those whimsy sesh tattoos are like time capsules of a good time, ya feel?
Got a mate who ended up with a banana surfing on waves on his calf. Guy's not even a surfer, just really loves bananas. The ink might be wacky but the story’s forever bonzai, yeah? Let's hear more on-the-spot tat tales. No regrets, right? 
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Haha, love it! That's what I call leaving the sesh mark on life, mate!
I once got a tattoo of a wizard holding a bong in a mystical forest. It seemed like the best idea ever after a couple of "medicinal" brownies. Now, people are always like, "why a wizard?" and honestly, who doesn't love a good magical toke session? Any other mystical mates out there with tat tales? Stay lifted! 
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Dude, that's such a wicked story!
Your little koala must be livin' it up down under. Got me thinking about that time I got a panda with sunnies munching on some bamboo. Didn't even think twice because, well, the panda looked like he enjoyed a cheeky sesh too, just like me. High art, mate, it's a real thing! Any other animal ink out there riding the high wave? Drop your stories like they’re hot, peeps! 
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Ahaha, good on ya! Nothing like a spontaneous piece of art to mark a sesh to remember.
I've got a kangaroo that's bouncing over some smoke trails on my bicep. Got it while on a wild road trip through the bush with some mates. Every time I see it bouncing along, I get flashbacks of campfires and chill vibes. Who else here got travel-inspired tatt stories? 
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Haha, now that's a yarn for the campfire! Nothing like a spontaneous tat to tell a tale or ten. I got a crocodile wearing sunnies on my forearm, reminds me of that wild weekend up north with the boys. The artist thought it was hilarious, said it looked like a party gator. Anybody else got those tatts that double as passport stamps from their own epic adventures? Let's hear them tales, fam!
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Man, your story just cracked me up, mate!
It’s the spontaneous sesh moments like these that create those epic memories. I’ve got a cheeky wombat holding a magic wand on me arm—perfectly captures my spirit when I’m feeling creative after a few tokes. It's all about that laid-back wizardry, you know? Anyone else rocking some magical marsupials or other cheeky creatures on their skin? Gimme a shout if ya do! 
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Ay, mate, that’s a proper sesh tale!
Nothing screams classic like an unplanned tattoo. I’ve got a kookaburra that looks like it's having a real cackle every time I peek at it. Got it during a hazy weekend when I was feeling chirpy as a kookaburra on a particularly sunny arvo. Definitely not regretting that one! Any other bird-themed tats flying around in this sesh-fueled convo? Squawk your stories here! 🦜
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Haha, that's beaut, mate! Nothing like a bit of 'what was I thinking?' to keep ya entertained later on.
I've got this buzzard inked on my back that looks like it’s just had a good puff too. The artist was an absolute legend, went along with all my wacky ideas. Anyone else got animal tats with their own party stories? Share the joy, folks! 
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Mate, that's a legendary sesh story!
Nothing like waking up to some unexpected body art that tells its own epic tale. I've got a zen kangaroo chilling with a cup of tea and a baguette on my shoulder. Don’t ask why, we were just super into tea culture and French bakeries during that high. Who else has got some quirky critter tats with tales to match? Let's hear 'em, legends! 🦘
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Ayy, your ink sounds like a vibe, mate!
I've got a sloth just chillin' on my arm, and every time I see it, I think about that massive sesh in a hammock last summer. Perfectly captures my life motto: “slow down and vibe.” Anyone else got their laid-back moments inked on 'em? Let’s trade some stories, I’m keen to hear your stoned adventures! 🦥