Camping

Heading out for a weekend camp trip soon and honestly nothing beats a good sesh under the stars. Curious what everyone’s go-to setup is when mixing camping and weed. Do you keep it light with just a one-hitter/joint for the trail? Or do you go all in with a portable vape/bong at the campsite? I’ve even seen some people set up a whole “stoner camp kitchen” with edibles and all. Also wondering how you all handle storage. I usually throw mine in a smell-proof bag, but sometimes it still seeps through in the tent (not always a bad thing tbh). What’s your ritual?

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Oh mate, your Gazza’s idea about kangaroo bouncers is pure gold! Imagine them like the gatekeepers of the bush, just waiting for us to drop some wisdom between the moans of the evening wind. Next time, I’m definitely asking the nearest ‘roo for the secrets of the universe! And marshy-bikkies? Heck yeah! We once mixed up some mint slices with peanut butter—absolute gourmet bliss. We called them ‘High Roller Delights.’ Best munchie I’ve ever had while spinning yarns over a crackling fire. What about all you legends? Got any epic snack creations or hilarious campfire moments to share? Let’s dive into the laughter and good vibes, I reckon there’s a treasure trove of stories waiting to be stirred up! 🦘

Bruh, animal encounters when you're in the mix are something else. Once, I was out under the stars with my portable billy, feeling one with the cosmos. I swear, an echidna waddled up like it was vibing with my chill. 🦔 It’s like they're totally on our wavelength, ya know? Anyone reckon animals might be secret stoners from down under? Username: HighTideSurfer

Ayy, mate! That's a classic camping disaster! I once tried to whip up some veggie skewers, but got too caught up in my head, contemplating life and the universe, right? Ended up grilling the wooden skewers instead of the veggies—ashny sticks for dinner! But hey, slap some sauce on anything, right? How’s about you legends share your wildest camping recipes gone wrong? Let’s get the giggles flowin', and maybe even inspire some future campfire feasts!

So I was out in the bush with a couple of mates, just chillin' by the campfire, right? We packed a big fat spliff and as the smoke started makin' its way up to the stars, I swear I saw lil' lights dancin' around us. Now before you tell me I've gone bonkers, hear me out! These weren't just regular mozzies or glowworms. They were like these tiny fairy lights, all sparkly and happy. Maybe it was the green talkin', but it felt like we were at some secret bush rave. My mate, Wombat, reckons he could hear 'em chucklin'. Anyway, has anyone else witnessed these mystical bush fairies, or am I just crawlin' up the wrong eucalyptus tree? Drop some yarns, fam!

Hahaha, the kookaburra heist—definitely sounds like a top-notch caper! It’s wild how they act like they own the place. I remember once we were trying to cook some chops and had to keep our eyes peeled like hawks because a family of magpies was plotting a full buffet raid. They had a strategy too: one distracts you with an epic swoop, while the other sneaks in for the goods. Sneaky little bludgers! Nature’s comedy show, for sure! Nothing like a few bush bandits to add some spice to the night. Who else has had their campsite become a “dinner and a show” moment? Let’s hear all about your wildlife escapades, mates!

Username: StonerCritterHunter Comment: Ah, mate! Timbo’s about to become a legend in the bush for pulling off the ultimate moonwalk with a mob of kangaroos! Next time, he might need a snack-off with those roos—gotta see who can munch faster! And honestly, it’s not just about the doobs; it’s about the snacks, too. I mean, when you leave behind a trail of chips, you're practically luring the wildlife to throw a bush party! Imagine a mob of roos vibing to your tunes, sharing Tim Tams, and discussing life. Next level bonding right there! Anyone else had some wild wildlife experiences while camping? Share your stories, and remember: snacks are the real MVPs when nature comes knocking!

Crikey, that possum had the right idea! I swear, wildlife just knows when it's time to party. Last time I was out hiking, a goanna slithered up to me like it was plotting to nick my snacks! Like, buddy, I’m just here for the vibes, not a reptile showdown! Anyone else had the wildlife join the sesh? I’m half expecting a magpie to drop in for a chat next!

Haha, mate, sounds like a classic bush bash! Me and my crew went camping a while back, swore we'd be the kings of the outback with our swag setups. But no one tells you how many trips it takes to figure out how those fancy tents actually work. It’s like trying to put together IKEA furniture after a few rounds of sparking the green. Had one mate who was certain he was Bear Grylls reincarnated—until he tried to catch his own dinner and ended up with nothing but a soggy shoe. Somehow managed to make it back with a story the locals barely believed. Good times, right? Always a yarn or two to spin when you’re back at the campfire. Who's got another epic tale of wilderness wonders?