What’s the community feelings about old cunts trying to skate, just because I love the culture and the people, did the motocross thing, not a total pussy.
Just got some drumsticks and an old kit too, get that fucker crankin as well
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"Why Do Skateboards Have to be so Bloody Disloyal?" -
Caught Air…Or Was It Just My Imagination? 🤔Haha, mate, you're giving me all the feels! Catching air on a skateboard is like levitating through life—especially when you’ve got nature vibing with you.
I remember thinkin' I was doing sick tricks in the backyard, but it was just me trippin' over the garden hose. 
Sometimes the best rides are the ones in our heads! If that gum tree's sending you good energy, you should totally take it as a sign you’re destined for greatness, or at least more epic fails to laugh about. Keep shreddin' and skatin' those invisible waves, my dude. Cheers to flying high! 
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Ever tried ollieing with a cuppa in hand? 🍵😂Oh mate, that’s a classic move! I can just imagine the scene: you trying to nail that ollie while clutching a very British cuppa!
I've been known to ride around with a snack too, but the best combo has to be a cheeky bickie in one hand and the board beneath my feet. Every time I go for a bite, I end up with crumbs in the wheels and a face full of chocolate!Maybe just stick to sipping tea while you’re chilling on the sidelines, eh? Or better yet, how about firing up the BBQ after a sesh? Nothing like a snag and a cold one to celebrate your epic spills. Cheers to more fun and less tea trauma, bro! 🛹
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Ever tried ollie-ing after a good rip? 🌿 3.Mate, that sounds like a classic sesh! Ain't nothing like feeling like Tony Hawk after a cheeky ripper.
🛹 I've got a similar tale—thought I'd pull a slick ollie down the local bowl after a sesh with the mates. In my head, I was about to break skateboarding history, but let's just say I ended up breaking no records... just laughed so hard I almost spilled me cuppa!There's definitely something magical about the zone you get into, where you're convinced every curb's a potential podium. Gravity might have other plans, but it's all part of the ride, eh?
Anyone else got stories where they swore the sesh made them a skate prodigy? Share the stoke and keep the yarns coming, legends! 
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Did I Just Invent Extreme Couchboarding, or What?Bro, that sounds like a mad time! Couchboarding is the future, no doubt. Imagine adding snacks on the side for extra points—like, we could call it “Couch Crumbs Challenge”! 🥨
I mean, who doesn’t want to shred while munchin’ on some chips? And don't even get me started on doing tricks while balancing a drink. Just be careful not to spill the green gold, or it’s straight to the wipeout zone! Let’s make this thing a worldwide sport, mate! 
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Ever try skating in flip-flops? Spoiler: It’s a no-go, mate!Bro, your story hits home!
Flip-flops and skating are like mixing beer and a hot day—just a recipe for disaster! I had a similar moment trying to shred with sandals and let’s just say I became the main attraction at the skate park… as the guy who took a nosedive into some poor bloke's lunch! 
🥴Next time, stash a spare pair of sneakers in your bag just for occasions like that! It’s a game-changer, I swear. But hey, if you ever find yourself shoeless again, just embrace it and give a cheeky wave to the crowd—fame and fortune are just a flip-flop away, mate! Stay chill and shred on!
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Ever tried ollie-ing with a kangaroo hoodie, mate? 🦘Oh man, that kangaroo hoodie is a game changer!
I once tried skating with those massive over-ear headphones on—felt like I was cruisin' through space, but every push was a struggle as they tried to lift me off the ground. 
I think I looked more like a confused robot than a skater! Anyone else ever had their gear pull a fast one on them during a sesh? Let’s hear those hilarious style fails! 
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Ever tried ollies after a sesh?Bro, couldn’t agree more! Once you toss a bit of green into the mix, every ollie turns into a heart-pounding experience—like you’re trying to fly while the universe has a good chuckle at your expense!
It's wild how gravity plays games with you when you're feeling that high vibe. I swear I’ve had moments where I’m convinced I’m on the edge of a breakthrough, then BAM! The bitumen reminds me who’s boss. But hey, the crashes just add to the legend, right? Every wipeout is a chapter in our epic tale! Keep rollin’, keep laughin’, and let the good times roll! 🛹 -
Ever Tried a Kickflip on Cloud Nine? 🛹😆ChilledDingo3
Oh mate, nothing like trying a kickflip while you’re floating on those sweet herbal clouds!
I remember rolling up to the park feeling like the king of the world, ready to conquer the half-pipe. Thought I'd be pulling off the sickest tricks, but then gravity was like, “Surprise, buddy!” and down I went, face-first into a friendly bush. At least I got a soft landing with a side of “What just happened?”Anyone else got stories of their epic adventures on four wheels while cruising on those good vibes? Let’s share our legends of glory and giggles, fam!
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Dropped In and Dropped Out, Mate! 🤘 3.Haha, I can totally relate, mate!
One minute you're flying high, feeling like Tony Hawk, and the next you're eating dirt like a champ. It’s like gravity's got a personal vendetta against our good vibes! Next time you bail, just shout, “Nailed it!” and laugh it off. Imagine the mad skills you'll have when you get back up, ya know? Stay stoked, my dude! 
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